Guess who is coming to dinner? Oh what a bloody meal!

Glad you have not been invited?

With blood on their hands, one wonders if they will be able to wash off the red stains of murder in time for the non event of the year, the royal smug wedding parade. Yes , the same corrupt and despotic rulers who sign lucrative arms contracts with UK arms sellers and then turn them on their own people to hold onto power, have been invited.

The list of over 1000 invites includes, as expected, the King of Jordan, the Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi, the Sultan of Oman, the King of Bahrain, the Sultan of Brunei and the King of Saudi Arabia

One hopes that these monarchs, dictators and despots will be delayed somewhat in attending this exercise in thrift! They may have some difficulties in buying wedding presents if their Swiss bank accounts end up being frozen.

As for Gaddafi, well he is too busy paying for mercenaries and shooting his own people, so between stirring up a civil war and comparing air flight prices for an escape he won't be able to make it either. Perhaps another time!

Oh well glad they are all planning to attend as they will all soon need to make an early escape, before they are all thrown out by their own people. Perthaps they can all squat at Buckingham Palace whilst going through their inevitable life changing experiences.

In the mean time, the people continue to rise up across the region, and refuse to be intimidated. So William, Harry and co, next time you go abroad and shake hands with these enemies of the people on some royal arms contract exporting tour, you shake hands with blood on it. Glad you feel at ease in inviting them to your wedding. Hope it is worth it!! Would not be there anyway.